Posts Tagged ‘the past is another country’

Your favourite music in seconds!

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

Back home after another annoying day at work, I’m alone and consoling myself with a copy of 70s K-Tel compilation Mindbender (key tunes: ‘When will I see you again?’ by Prince Charles’ favourite band The Three Degrees, ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ by Carl Douglas and the ever-morbid  ‘Santa Never Made it into Darwin’ by Bill and Boyd) when I’m reminded of the innovation to end all innovations right there on the back of the LP cover.

Yes folks, it’s the K-Tel Record Selector.

The Record Selector isn’t just a cheap looking contraption that holds 24 of your precious LPs in a flimsy piece of plastic. It is ‘the modern method of storing and selecting your favourite music’. You simply ‘place your albums in the Record Selector, move the first one forward and the others follow automatically. When the Selector reaches the album you wish to play, you simply remove it and return the rest to their starting positions’. It’s got ‘finger touch starting’! It is the future!!

I’ve never had the privilege of experiencing the wondrous K-Tel Record Selector for myself (beyond the record player, my family’s embracing of music technology was sadly limited to ‘the shelf’) but perhaps you did? Or was it just an Australian thing? I do hope not.

Everybody cut, everybody cut…

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

One of the ‘seminal’ moments of my youth was the day that my mother allowed me and a friend to go to the local cinema by ourselves to see ‘latest sensation’ Kevin Bacon in Footloose. It was 1984. I was 9. God, it was exciting.

I don’t remember thinking that it was exactly the best film ever, but I could certainly relate to Footloose. For one thing, it was set in a country town like mine with wide open spaces and horrible adults, and secondly (and even more like where I grew up) the likes of Foreigner, Johnny Cougar and Bonnie Tyler seemed be on perpetually in the background. And what a story – the town was trying to ban music and dancing! An outrage! How I hoped that the lovely Kevin would make them all see sense.

Flash forward 26 years and I’ve just recently watched Footloose for only the second time in my life. It seems less 1984, more 1955 now. Teen pic clichés abound and the whole truck/playing chicken scene is clearly ripped off Rebel without a Cause. The idea of a local preacher banning music and dancing from any town on the grounds that they encourage sin is faintly ludicrous. I wonder now how Footloose ever got made and whether anyone over the age of 9 actually took it seriously. The story was clearly out-of-date in 1984.

But what’s this! This morning I discover that some studio nonk has decided to remake the film with Dennis Quaid and Andie MacDowell. If there is one thing worse than foolishly re-visiting your own childhood film memories, then it’s someone else mucking about with them. Obviously like the re-make of The Karate Kid I’ll be avoiding the film like the plague, but still the very idea hurts. What next? A re-make of bloody Flashdance?

That’s entertainment

Monday, November 30th, 2009

magic_lantern

If you spend your evenings in front of the TV engaged in excessive hand wringing over the current state of ‘popular entertainment’, then I’d like to cheerfully and annoyingly remind you that it was ever thus.

Yesterday I was at the British Library enjoying the 19th century’s version of mass novelty entertainment thanks to Professor Heard’s Peerless Magic Lantern Show. There, in the dowdy atmosphere-less BL conference centre, Professor Heard enthralled us with some of the most popular (and beautifully hand-painted) magic lantern slides of the day:

  1. skulls and phantoms blinking their eyes and grinning menacingly
  2. a tree taking revenge on its role as firewood by coming alive and attacking a human with an axe
  3. a monkey throwing a live cat onto a fire
  4. a boy starving to death whilst his sister dies of cold
  5. a series of drunks falling to their death
  6. some particularly gruesome, blood spurting battle scenes
  7. a man lying in bed, amusingly eating a succession of rats

Of course, there were other lantern slides and shows – fables, bible stories, morality plays, nice scenery from around the world and the like – but who wants to see those when you can watch someone eating vermin…

Freedom

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

river bliss

In some strange turn of events, I recently decided to shun my usual non-fiction and French textbooks and read a novel. I chose The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – a book I have been thinking about reading for ooh, 15 years.

Now Huckleberry Finn is ‘the first of the Great American Novels’ and people have undoubtedly been deconstructing Mark Twain’s tale of a runaway boy and an escaped slave ever since it was published in 1884. Indeed, the debates you could have about racism and slavery are endless – but apart from that what most struck me about the book was its sense of freedom.

By freedom, I don’t mean the obvious type of freedom that inevitably results from escaping slavery or an abusive father for a life of hi-jinks on a raft floating down the Mississippi. I mean the freedom that Huckleberry Finn, a young teenage boy, could actually approach complete and utter strangers, have a chat with them and perhaps stay around for a bit. i.e. freedom from the thought that they might look at him weirdly and tell him to piss off; freedom from the idea that all strangers are potential murderers, rapists, thieves, con-artists and psychos; freedom to believe that people are, by and large, quite nice.

Obviously this is a made-up book in a different place and time, and I’m sure that late 1800s Illinois had its fair share of untrustworthy tossers, but I wish I had it in me to be like Huck Finn and less suspicious of strangers.

Postman’s Park

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

My folks have been visiting recently. This means that I have been busy over the past few weeks entertaining them with the sights of London. And because they have been here quite a few times in the past, this is no mean feat.

However, my trusty standby for the jaded visitor to London has delivered once again. Postman’s Park, tucked away in a small green corner of the City of London, is one man’s tiled tribute to the forgotten heroes of 19th century London.

If  haven’t already been there, then go and have your heartstrings pulled right now.

Idlers not permitted

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009


On my more intolerant days, I wish I could see a few more signs like these around my busy commuter train…

From the National Railway Museum in York.

Look at Life: The Market Place

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Whilst we’re enjoying our egg and chips down the local caff, we may as well do a spot of shopping.

This short made by the Rank organisation in the 60s features professional lad Sid James showing off London’s markets.

Covent Garden, Portobello Road, Petticoat Lane, Berwick Street, the new supermarkets – they’re all there. You just wouldn’t necessarily recognise them…

‘The Market Place’ from Look at Life

Young people these days…

Monday, February 9th, 2009

I live a sheltered life. I know very few people who think that the Daily Mail is a credible newspaper, I am quite frankly shocked when I meet someone who still likes Oasis and I don’t actually know anyone between the ages of 5 and 25.

So my session this morning with our work experience person was a bit of an eye-opener. We were meant to be talking about my job and ‘career’, but as soon as I discovered her interest in music we seemed to spend most of the time talking about that instead. Doing untold damage to the image of our organisation, I found myself lapsing into the role of incredulous eldery aunt type, gently quizzing her about ‘the young people of today’ as though I had been living in a box in some remote outpost for the past 10 years, rather than in the centre of groovy London town.

She is 15. She likes a wide range of music (doesn’t everyone), but her favourites are The Cure, The Smiths, Joy Division, Bauhaus, the Sex Pistols, Bowie, Nirvana and Bob Dylan, she loves Bob Dylan and is desparate to see him live. How did she come to hear these fine examples of ‘rebellious youth music’? Her Dad bought them for her.

And she buys vinyl, second hand stuff from the markets and record-exchange. Does she buy LPs on spec? How does she know what to buy? Easy, her Step-Dad advises her on classic albums she needs to have in her collection.

Does she listen to any new music? No, because it’s all rubbish (apart from the Arctic Monkeys). She and her Dads agree on this.

Does she read the music press? No, she used to read the NME but grew out of it. Dad said it used to be good in the 70s and 80s though. She wishes it was still the 80s, it seemed so much better then.

How old are her Dads? Really old. How old is really old? 42 or 43.

I imagine that this is hardly news for regular readers who have any contact whatsoever with the outside world, but as I said, I live a sheltered life. And a naive one. What do you rebel against when your parents have got excellent music taste and they’re your own personal walking version of the Melody Maker album review section?

Wizard!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009


The recent spate of shows on BBC4 about both prog rock and the history of fashion has had the unintended effect of bringing that most unique item of fashion, the cape, to the front of my mind. Stuck in the midst of history, folklore and comic books, can anyone other than Rick Wakeman and Superman possibly carry the cape off? Possibly not – the only other person I’ve ever known to wear one was our university wizard.

Clearly appointed as a student union jape in the late 60s, the official university wizard was still hanging around when I was there in the early 1990s. His job appeared to be meandering around campus flourishing his cape, waving his staff and generally annoying my cynical slacker generation with his tales of cosmology, magic and ‘alternative’ lifestyles.

We thought he was a boring old hippy. He probably went home feeling sorry for us and our miserable capitalist lives. Wonder if he’s still there and what he thinks now.

Wicked

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Here’s a word you don’t hear very often – ‘wicked’*. I realised this when I was watching the excellent film Tiger Bay (from 1959) last week and Hayley Mills said something like ‘But he’s such a terribly wicked man’.

The thought occurred to me again the next day as I spent a pleasant morning at the Charles Dickens Museum. Dickens’ characters regularly accused others or berated themselves for being wicked. Even trees could have wicked thoughts – you probably wouldn’t get an author writing this these days:

‘As the elms bent to one another, like giants who were whispering secrets, and after a few seconds of such repose, fell into a violent flurry, tossing their wild arms about, as if their late confidences were really too wicked for their peace of mind . . . ‘ (from David Copperfield)

A quick search of IMDB reveals that although there have been a number of movies with wicked in the title in recent decades, there was a glut of them in the early years of cinema – A Wicked Bounder (1906), His Wicked Eyes (1919), The Wicked City (1916, 1926), The Wicked Cat (1922), Wild and Wicked (1923), Wicked Kashmir (1928), and my favourite Winky Waggles the Wicked Widow (1914), to name but a few. Again, blockbuster musicals not withstanding, you’re not getting many films about wicked bounders at the moment.

Based on this spurious research, it seems that the use of the word ‘wicked’ to describe the evil and the morally suspect has fallen into decline. Perhaps this is due to the decreasing influence of religion. Or perhaps people just aren’t wicked anymore. They’re just b*stards.

*Obviously, that’s wicked meaning ‘bad’ rather than wicked meaning ‘good’, although even that’s pretty passé now.