Trop de bagages
A funny thing happened to me on the way home this evening… something that I’ve only ever seen happen ‘abroad’.
You see, a woman rushed up to me at my local suburban train station tonight as I was approaching the escalators. She explained in a peculiar mixture of frantic embarrassment that she had too much luggage to take by herself, that she was kind of scared she might fall down the escalator and could I help her until her husband arrived. So I took a suitcase and a bag, and once at the foot of the escalator, I assisted her in stacking a somewhat formidable pile of luggage while we waited for her husband to come down with their baby. I then pointed them in the direction of central London, they thanked me and we went off our separate ways.
The odd thing was that this all happened in French.
As much as I’ve cringed at some of my fellow English speaking natives shameless usageĀ of theĀ ‘loud and slow’ dialect in other countries, I don’t think anyone has ever just randomly started speaking to me in another language whilst in the UK or Australia.
I’m not sure how I feel about this. I don’t know whether I’m more surprised that I could communicate with her (especially considering my poor relationship with my French classes over the past year) or the fact that she just assumed that everyone at the station spoke French and wasn’t in the faintest bit taken aback that I did. Perhaps some people think higher of the foreign language speaking skills of this country than we do. Either that, or fear of the escalator conquers all.

August 4th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Were you perhaps wearing a beret and stripey top?
August 4th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Hee Hee. If only! Stripey Breton tops are very fashionable at the moment. Allegedly.
August 4th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
It’s undoubtedly because you exude an air of effortless chic. That’s what I’d tell myself if it happened to me.
And well done on your linguistic skills! Maybe it’ll have reignited your passion for those lessons (I’ve been pretty rubbish myself this year, which irks me as my French holiday draws closer). Chapeau!
August 5th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Yes… effortless chic, that’s right ISBW…