Guaranteed results in 6 days

Amongst the usual ads for pizza delivery services, cab companies and bargains from Lidl, we received the following flyer through the letter box this evening:

Do you ever have the feeling that everything is going wrong in your life?

Don’t hesitate to call the most acclaimed medium. God gifted and well known for his competence and efficiency. For immediate help in looking for love, family reunions, un-betwitchment, love between man and woman, to make yourself loved by someone, relationships, sexual problems, courtcases, strange illnesses, bad luck, bad spells and black magic. Stop unwanted relationships and bad dreams. Enhance your career prospects and make your business a centre for customer attraction. No matter the problem, the solution is in sight once you consult.

100% guarantee. You will get results in 6 days.

So don’t suffer in silence, call today for an appointment.

Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess.

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6 Responses to “Guaranteed results in 6 days”

  1. planet mondo Says:

    Have you got his number – could you pass it on, I’ve had a right ruff summer so far

  2. BLTP Says:

    can sort out black magic what about terry’s all gold, or diary milk……

  3. Cocktails Says:

    I read about your seaside fisticuffs PM. Not good at all. If heightened emotion is related to higher temperatures, then he could be in for a good summer.

    haha BLTP. I just wonder what constitutes a ’strange illness’ though…

  4. ishouldbeworking Says:

    Hmm….”spells and black magic”. I might give them a go. I’ve got someone in mind.

  5. Piley Says:

    omg! you’re going to ring them!! I know it!!

  6. Cocktails Says:

    Canning Town, ISBW, that’s where you need to go, Canning Town.

    Piley, If he can guarantee an easy life for me, one of no work, listening to music all day and eating like a pig without getting fat, perhaps with a bit of tut-tutting over the newspapers on the side, then I will be round there in a flash.

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