Guaranteed results in 6 days
Amongst the usual ads for pizza delivery services, cab companies and bargains from Lidl, we received the following flyer through the letter box this evening:
Do you ever have the feeling that everything is going wrong in your life?
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So don’t suffer in silence, call today for an appointment.
Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:28 am
Have you got his number – could you pass it on, I’ve had a right ruff summer so far
July 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
can sort out black magic what about terry’s all gold, or diary milk……
July 1st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I read about your seaside fisticuffs PM. Not good at all. If heightened emotion is related to higher temperatures, then he could be in for a good summer.
haha BLTP. I just wonder what constitutes a ’strange illness’ though…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Hmm….”spells and black magic”. I might give them a go. I’ve got someone in mind.
July 1st, 2009 at 7:13 pm
omg! you’re going to ring them!! I know it!!
July 1st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Canning Town, ISBW, that’s where you need to go, Canning Town.
Piley, If he can guarantee an easy life for me, one of no work, listening to music all day and eating like a pig without getting fat, perhaps with a bit of tut-tutting over the newspapers on the side, then I will be round there in a flash.