Side by side on my piano…

Could it get any worse?

I was standing on the pavement this lunchtime, waiting for the lights to change and immersed in my own thoughts when I gradually became aware that the man standing next to me was shooting peculiar looks in my direction. I think I had vaguely patted my hair down and checked to see that I hadn’t tucked my skirt into my tights before I realised what the problem was.

I seemed to have Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonders dreadful paean to racial harmony ‘Ebony and Ivory’ in my head. Worse, I seemed to be singing/humming it out loud. No wonder he was looking at me strangely.

I don’t know where it came from, how it got into my head or what my sub-conscious could possibly have been thinking but there was no denying that this dreadful song was emitting from my mouth. I smiled sweetly at the man in question as the lights changed and scuttled off embarrassed.

If this is proof of work stress, then we can only be thankful that I don’t work in international relations.

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10 Responses to “Side by side on my piano…”

  1. 23Daves Says:

    It frequently pops into my head for no apparent reason at all as well. I don’t think I’ve hummed it aloud in public yet, but it’s only a matter of time. (I got a funny look at work for whistling the riff from “Papa’s Got A Brand New Pigbag” only today).

  2. Cocktails Says:

    I am pleased that you admit to that 23Daves! I think that ‘Ebony and Ivory’ is just one of those annoying songs with a catchy tune. Pigbag is marginally cooler though.

  3. BLTP Says:

    It’s when you start acting out the frog chorus in public and don’t notice that I think you have to worry!

  4. planet mondo Says:

    I regularly get Charlie Rich’s , The Most Beautiful Girl stuck in my head.
    I remember the moment first happened in the school playground and it’s been coming back on and off ever since – the intro and heart-tugging “tell her I’m…” section

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZo7ZxpNkE

    PS did you see David Hepworth’s blog bit about This American Life today?
    http://whatsheonaboutnow.blogspot.com/2009/06/how-much-does-it-cost-if-it-free.html

  5. Cocktails Says:

    No, BLTP, I think that singing Ebony and Ivory is just as bad… truly!

    Funnily enough, PM, that Charlie Rich number also lodges itself in my head quite often. And I don’t know whether this is good or bad, but it often merges into George Costanza singing it, can’t remember what episode that is though.

    Ah, David Hepworth – such a man of taste. And I did donate to the programme’s appeal, just last week. I used to work in community radio and think that it should be supported despite ‘reverse economies of scale’.

  6. Keith Says:

    Now I’ve got that song in my head. lol

  7. ishouldbeworking Says:

    I actually think that’s rather beautiful.

    (snigger)

  8. Cocktails Says:

    Share the joy I say Keith.

    And I’d like to ESPECIALLY share it with you now ISBW.

  9. Piley Says:

    It’s usually bad records that lodge ‘emselves in the noggin – think i’ve read somewhere that it’s scientific too… your brain is more likely to remember a bad record than a good one for some annoying reason!

    E&I has long been a track i’ve loathed. I’m a fan of the cheese record, but not cheese THIS mature!

    Should guarantee you a seat to yourself on the bus tho, so not all bad ;-)

    P

  10. Cocktails Says:

    I would believe that Piley, if only so many ordinarily good songs didn’t also get stuck in my head – mmm, what does that say about my music taste?

    It definitely works that way with advertising though, which is why we have to suffer those Michael Winner ads dammit.

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