Now that’s what I call a record cover
As much as I love this country, I have to admit that Britain has let me down on occasion. One of the things I’ve found particularly disappointing is the quite frankly boring ideas that pass for pop compilation titles and covers. I know they do as it says on the tin, but Now That’s What I Call Music 1 – eternity, Top of the Pops, The Hits, Hits, Hits Scene etc. etc. just don’t cut it.
Let me show you how it’s done, Australian style, with some favourites from my personal collection.
Ripper ‘76

This was the second in a series of Ripper albums on Polystar with similarly themed covers. I think we can guess why these might have been popular…
Cocktails’ choice cuts:
- Howzat – Sherbert
- Right Back Where we Started From – Maxine Nightingale
- Late Last Night – Split Enz
- I Like It Both Ways – Supernaut
- Convoy – C.W. McCall
Bullseye

Another Polystar favourite, this time from 1979, containing some corking tracks – none of which are even remotely related to darts.
Cocktails’ choice cuts:
- Hot Summer Nights – Night
- Let’s Go – The Cars
- Get Used It – Roger Voudouris
- Halfway Hotel – Voyager
- Are ‘Friends’ Electric – Tubeway Army
- He’s the Greatest Dancer – Sister Sledge
- Sunburn – Graham Gouldman
Bacon and Eggs: The Album

Similarly, if there is any correlation between the songs below and fried breakfasts, I’ve yet to find it.
Cocktails’ choice cuts:
- Knock on Wood – Amii Stewart
- Chiquitita – ABBA
- Shooting Star – Dollar
- Lost in Love – Air Supply
- On the Inside – Lynne Hamilton
Thru the Roof ‘83

This was one of the first records I ever bought with my own money. It was pink, had a top song about skipping and a strangely feminine sounding bloke on it called Mike Oldfield singing a song about a shadow – perfect for an 8 year old.
Cocktails’ choice cuts:
- Moonlight Shadow – Mike Oldfield
- Maxine – Sharon O’Neill
- Double Dutch – Malcolm McLaren
- Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’- Michael Jackson
1984 Shakin’

This mid-80s crayon cover art belies a great album of Australian pop gems (and Cliff Richard).
Cocktails’ choice cuts:
- Pseudo Echo – Listening
- Daryl Hall & John Oates – Say It Isn’t So
- Kids in the Kitchen – Change in Mood
- Pat Benatar – Love is a Battlefield
- QED – Everywhere I go
- Hoodoo Gurus – My Girl
With thanks to the K-Tel blog for the images
Tags: cultural difference, dirty nostalgia, music = opinions
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
not bad indeed i think you are being harsh with totp lp’s nothing say pop music like a young women wrestling with a small towel, scarf, football jersey, cricket pads etc…
i’m sure like most people of taste and discretion you’ve had a look here for inspiration!
http://lpcoverlover.com/category/rockets-and-outer-space/
see if you can find mine….
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
OK, bltp, the Top of the Pops series may have had some good covers, but they were all still called Top of the Pops! They really could have tried some more classy titles to go with those covers – like Sizzler, Whopper and Bumper (all of which I also have!).
Haven’t seen that site, but am off to have a look. Do you live online?! ;)
September 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Hah, they’re great. That first one especially screams Oz, but in a Kenny Everett type way.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
These are right up my retro street – there’s websites dedicated to tacky/vintage cover art but have never seen any of these on any of them top work
September 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Glad you both like them (I think). I bought most of these records in the late 80s/early 90s before ‘retro-chic’ took off and when everyone was getting rid of their vinyl in what was clearly a foolish move – who could not want the Ripper collection?!
September 25th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Something tells me I will have Howzat on my mind for most of the day…
I wonder what will happen to album art in the era of the download. There’s no need to make your product stand out from everything else if it’s no longer standing on a shelf….
September 25th, 2008 at 9:42 am
That is a very interesting point Mark. CDs don’t even offer the same canvas as an LP. Although we’ll be spared pictures of ladies bottoms it won’t be quite the same without artwork. Some of the magic is gone.
I also have Howzat in my head. I’ll be thinking of you!